Getting old

So, my wife and I are talking about buying some new towels, and we want some nice fluffy ones that soak up moisture well, and will also be durable and last us a while. For our wedding, almost 30 years ago, we received a couple of sets of towels that fit all of those criteria, but we're not sure who bought them for us, or what brand they were, or where they might have been purchased.
I say, since our wedding was held in our hometown, Elmdale, and most of the people attending lived there, "Well, they must have bought them in Elmdale. That limits it to JC Penney, Sears, or maybe Bon Marche (small town)."
My wife says, "They might have ordered them off the Internet."
Dead silence...